I Burned a Cowboy at the Melbourne Airport lyrics

I burned a cowboy at the Melbourne airport He said he didn't mind because he was terribly bored He struck a light, held a whiskey on high and said 'pour' Oh I burned a cowboy at the Melbourne airport Why nobody believed me Why nobody believed me Why no, Sir Why nobody believed me Why nobody believed me Oh no, Sir I did not think about the law, Sir I did not realise that this could be a felony Oh no, oh uh, oh uh I found an angel at the Melbourne airport He wore disguise looked like any old guy to be sure Told me to light that dear cowboy of mine So I burned him alive, he was scorched Cheers to the angel at the Melbourne airport What's become of him, my little runaway Rob from always on the run dot net is so bad and copy paste is a sin Why nobody believed me Why nobody believed me Why no, Sir Why nobody believed me Why nobody believed me Oh no, Sir I did not think about the law, Sir I did not realise that this could be a felony Oh no, Sir I did not mean to do it, no Sir I did not mean to take his life away And now I'm all alone