Original lyrics

EN

I've got a boner for Christmas Mend up your stocking hole Cause this lump ain't made of coal I've got a boner for Christmas Cranberry sauce, green beans and muffins You be the turkey and I'm the stuffing I've got a boner for Christmas Singin' joy to the world! To each and every girl To a-all of your girls O-oooh Go! Oooh, oooh, ooooh Yeah! Oooh, oooh, ooooh Hang up your christmas stockin And let me put my cock in I've got a boner for Christmas All year you've been in a rut This time let's do it in the butt I've got a boner for Christmas Singing joy to the world. Each and every girl. To a-all of your girls O-oooh. I've got a boner O-oooh For Christmas