When In Rome lyrics

Where can a sick man go When he can't choke down the medicine the old doc knows A specialist came to town, but he stays at home Sayin', "No one knows, so I don't" Honey, when in Rome Where can a teacher go Wherever she thinks people need the things she knows Hey those books you gave us look good on the shelves at home And they'll burn 'em in the fireplace Teacher, when in Rome Grab a blanket, sister We'll make smoke signals Bring some new blood It feels like we're alone Grab a blanket, brother So we don't catch cold From one another I wonder if we're stuck in Rome Where can a dead man go The question with an answer only dead men know But I'm gonna bet they never really feel at home If they spent a lifetime learning How to live in Rome