No Reason Boner lyrics

There are three, three, three kinds of erections Some are sexual Some occur during periods of nervous tension But there's a mysterious third kind That no one really understands It happens when your shlong decides To take matters into its own hands No reason boner No reason boner It baffles scientists No reason boner This morning I was having breakfast At the midtown diner The bagel was delicious And the coleslaw couldn't be finer I got a weird look from the waitress When I asked her for the check I looked down an realized I was one hundred percent erect No reason boner No reason boner I like coleslaw but not that much No reason boner Now things are a little awkward Between my mailman and I That was not my best lie I was just covering up for my No reason boner No reason boner That was the wrong kind of package to mail No reason boner This is no laughing matter This is not some kind of game I can tuck away my johnson But I can never tuck away the shame It can happen anytime It can happen anywhere When the loch ness monster Decides he wants to randomly come up for air No reason boner No reason boner You're ruining my life No reason boner No reason boner No reason boner Why?