Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't) lyrics

Birds are dumb cause small bird brains But so are kids and old people Some birds talk most others sing I don't see you eat a talking bird Pigs smell bad and roll in pooh But so do kids and elderly I don't see you chop off an old man's feet Put them in a mason jar and pickle them No chowder for you, cause clams have feelings too Actually they don't have central nervousness No manhattan style, clams have the right to smile Come to think about it they don't have a face They have no place for ears There's no clam eyes to cry clam tears No spinal cord, they must get bored Might as well just put them out of misery Although the world could be less selfish I guess it's alright to eat shellfish No chowder for you clams have feelings too It could happen to you, clams have feelings too I don't think they do, clams have feelings too