Original lyrics

EN

Shell have another piece of pie Shell have a double reuben rye She kicks hard at eating well Thats why I love her Shes got a couple of pony kegs Her arms are bigger than my legs And when she holds me I cant breathe Thats why I love her Im her butter she my bread Shes like a mobile waterbed And hwen I got on top of her I cant touch the mattress And when her flesh begins to sag Shes like a human sleeping bag I feel so cozy safe and warm Shes my insulation I always know where she sat And when shes on me I get flat Some broken ribs a punctured gut Thats why I love her Shes my phillie Im her stud Her bean is bigger than my pud Its like feeding a tic-tac to a whale Thats why I love her