Whats The Matter With Parents Today lyrics

Mom and dad, how'd you get so rad. when exactly did you get sohip? wearing teenage clothes, you're always coming to my shows, and telling me that i should mellow out it's absurd, you're singing every word you'Re not suppose to like my band, things i like you don'tunderstand so please put down that rum and coke, thats no behavior for oldfolk can't we just hang on holidays Dad and mom, what planet are you from and what convinced you to pack up and leave? doin drugs and askin me for hugs, whats the matter with parentstoday? not again, when will it end? dad's dressing like motley crue and why is mom's hair died brightblue? they're staying out 'till 2 or 3 and then having sex publicly i thought the apple fell far from the tree mom and dad i think you ought to quit smokin so much pot and hanging with my friends laying round, on the couch with my Misfits records out softly banging your heads maybe it's just a passing phase what's the matter with my parents these days??