Mayonnaise and Marmalade lyrics

You showed me everything, you took me by the hand Puppy dogs and Lincoln Logs and castles made of sand You gave me the courage to spread my newborn wings Like Mayonnaise and Marmalade and all the spreadable things So I guess you are my hero and there's something you should know, I wanna make it clear, so I'm gonna sing it slow: If you aren't a man and my father, too I'd buy you a diamond ring and then I'd marry you.