My Father lyrics

I shudder to think what my father would think If he came home and found me in bed With more then just one But several of some Lovely big strawberries He'll probably shout Give me a hell of a clout Or perhaps a good kick up the rear But one thing's for sure I'll have to endure A great deal of pain so to speak I know it's not right But for a laugh every night I knock on people's doors And shout things like up yours I'll never know why But for some reason I Never did well at school All I did was break rules and tell lies His birthday's next week So I though as a treat I would buy him his favourite book It's not one of those poetic prose Just full frontal nudity