Tracheotomy Peashooter lyrics

Chicken bone - in my neck I can't breathe - what the heck Butter knife impales my throat Through the slit - I start to choke Plastic straw - held with gum EMERGENCY TRACHEOTOMY Has been done Waiting for the ambulance I get bored and start to play I take the peas from my plate Load the straw and fire away Waiting for the ambulance I get bored and start to play Emergency - Tracheotomy Can be fun - you better run Waiting for the ambulance I get bored and start to play I take the peas from my plate Load the straw and fire away Shooting people in their eyes Is so much fun, the pain subsides Launching peas from my neck Blinds the waitress who drops the check Waiting for - the ambulance I get bored and start to play Emergency Tracheotomy Can be fun - you better run - you better run Waiting for - the ambulance I get bored and start to play I ta