Original lyrics
ENSocialist vampires
Want to control your mind
Force you to put profits
After needs of humankind
I'll make you improve healthcare
Environment and wage
Free-range organic humans
Have the most delicious taste
Mesmerise, mesmerise
Look in my undead eyes
I'll trap you in a world
Where you'll love being alive
Mesmerise, mesmerise
You'll never feel as free
As serving vampire masters
Who serve your human needs
We'll make your polluters
Hug bunnies and trees
You'll drink non-holy water
That's microplastic-free
We'll take commercial landlords
And put them in a trance
Make them lower rents
And then do a silly dance
Mesmerise, mesmerise
You're falling into sleep
A Friday morning lie-in
On a four-day working week
Mesmerise, mesmerise
When my fingers snap
You'll believe the wealthy
Should pay a lot of tax
Do air-frying machines
Seem to haunt you in your dreams?
You want a new one
But you can't work out why
It's wealthy werewolves who push schemes
Through your television screens
My poor friend
You're already mesmerised
Mesmerise, mesmerise
On the count of three
You'll want to nationalise
Your private utilities
Mesmerise, mesmerise
Just focus on my voice
You'll want to hear it more
And no, it's not a choice
