Perfect Isn't Easy lyrics

Girl, we've got work to do Pass me the paint and glue Perfect isn't easy But it's me When one knows the world is watching One does what one must Some minor adjustments, darling Not for my vanity But for humanity Each little step a pose See how the breeding shows Sometimes it's too much for even me But when all the world says, "Yes" Then who am I to say "No"? Don't ask a mutt to strut like a show girl No, girl, you need a pro Not a flea or a flaw Take a peek at that paw La la la la Perfection becomes me, nest ce pas? Unrivaled, unruffled I'm beauty unleashed Yeah! Jarred rock, hard stock So classc and classy We're not talking Lassie And Ah! Ah! Ooo. . . Tho' many covet my bone and bowl They're barking up the wrong tree You pretty pups all over the city I have your hearts and you have my pity Pretty is nice but still It's just pretty Perfect, my dears Is me