Get On The Bus lyrics

I can't believe I gotta stay here I think I'm going crazy Because Uncle Vernon never stops with The insults and the hazing And Little Dudders is a fat git Who's always complaining Now, Aunt Petunia ain't no better She's what you'd call a hater Get your ticket for the Knight Bus And go for a ride Get your ticket for the Knight Bus And say hello to Stan Shunpike Here I sit like an idiot Doing all the housework And what do I get for it? I feel like a shop clerk Aunt Marge, she came over Man, what an ogre Talking trash about my family How could you blame me? I can't wait to get back to Hogwarts And see all my friends Because I can't take anymore of this damn place So off I go