No, We Don't Have Any T-Shirts lyrics

Classified with that shit I can't stand. Gave myself a hand for the grandstand. It's no fun being the postmodern posterchild When no one knows what that is. What gives when content takes a holiday and the kids have nothing left to say? Well we're here today. Here today. We're here. So buy a record from that band you can't stand, but don't you dare take a stand. Don't you dare take a stand.