Potatoes And Molasses lyrics

Oh, potatoes and molasses If you want some, oh, just ask us They're warm and soft like puppies in socks Filled with cream and candy rocks Oh, potatoes and molasses They're so much sweeter than algebra classes If your stomach is grumblin' And your mouth starts a-mumblin' There is only one thing To keep your brain from crumblin' Oh, potatoes and molasses If you can't see 'em, put on your glasses They're shiny and large like a fisherman's barge You know you've eat enough When you start seeing stars Oh, potatoes and molasses It's the only thing left on your task list They're short and stout to make everyone shout For, potatoes and molasses