Curvature lyrics

I've got nothing against a man Whose dick is hard and straight I'll take it in my hand It sure feels great But there's one thing That turns me on for sure And that is a man Whose dick has got curvature Curvature, curvature Something that can peek out at me around the furniture Curvature, curvature Something that really gets me of is curvature When I get home with a guy And it's getting late I can't wait to gauge the angle of his tubesteak When I get around To opening his package The guy who's bent like the St. Louis arch It's gonna have an advantage