Mama Don't You Think I Know lyrics

Got a knock‑kneed mama : down in Tennessee She's short and squatty : she's all right with me Now knock‑kneed mama : what you going to cook tonight Whatever you cook : just cook it right You got a face like a washboard : and a mouth like a tub Teach my mama : that washboard rub Now some people say : chitlings are good to eat I'll never eat chitlings : long as hog got feet Takes a long‑tailed monkey : a short‑tailed dog To do that dance : they call the falling off the log Now the monkey told the elephant : if he's not drunk I know you're sober : you got the tail in front Now the monkey told the elephant : you may be drinking wine You can't switch your tail : like I switch mine