The Cats Got The Measles lyrics

Now the cat's got the measles: Dog's got the whooping Cough Doggone a man: Let a woman be his boss Now I ain't no devil: Crawl in a lion's den But my chief occupation: Taking women from their Monkey‑men Says I ain't good‑looking: My teeth don't shine like Pearls But I've got something babe: To carry me through this Big darn world Now I think I heard a rumbling: Deep down in the ground Well it must have been the devil: Chaining my good gal Down Now the men don't like me: Just because I speak my mind But the women cry papa: Just because I take my time