I've Got Gases lyrics

I eat beans, nobody stands behind me My life is a shit I've got a girlfriend, but she dumped me I've got gases, my belly hurts Anybody likes me I am such a jerk Let me sit, maybe it gets better this way But everyone who is around me, get up and get away I know what's the problem, I ate a pumpkin pie But I won't let it go this time I'll try to hold it up I poo There's shit in my pants I tried hard to hold my gases, but now I can't pretend I poo Now I'll get away Maybe if I just starts to run I won't dirt the place No pain! No gain!