Heterosexual Masses lyrics

Who wants to be a part Of the coupled Heterosexual masses I mean when you Can have such fun Telling lies And pinching asses? Praise be the bars Where the lonely meet And for awhile Can feel the heat Praise to the liquor That warms our heads Gives us the courage To get things said Loosens our tongues And for awhile You might even make Each other smile Praise be the bars Where the lonely meet And for a time Can feel the heat Praise to the liquor That warms our heads Give us the courage To get things said Loosens our tongues And for awhile Well, you might even Make each other smile