My Dentist Has Tattooed Legs lyrics

My Dentist Has Tattooed Legs He is so very boring When I sit down in his chair Soon I am loudly snoring. He is a New Age Dentist Guy He has his own website Every word he utters is a lie He is a big hypocrite! So when you're in Fort Collins next and your toothies start to ache I beg you, do not get too vexed By visiting this tattooed fake! Chorus: Oh, D-bobby, d-bobby, d-bobby, doo Wacka waacka waaaaacka woo!