Original lyrics

EN

I am a sailor Got hair on my chest Big tattooes of girls with wiggly breasts I've been at sea For more than ten months Girls, the drinks are on me God, I didn't even know The dikes were dudes I think that's too crude The men were women The world is moving too fast for all us seamen The guys were gays Hey, what can I say The lady's a gent My name is Bent We went to her room Couldn't get there too son When she undressed Made my mind a mess I really started thinking Were these my pleasures winking Me goodbye I started to cry 'Cos the dikes were dudes I think that's too crude The man was a woman The world is moving too fast for all us seamen The guys were gays Hey, what can I say The lady's a gent My name is Bent I am a sailor lost in Thailand I thought I had scored the big time Now I've paid for what I don't like Now I'm gonna kill you - dike I've been in action For satisfaction I couldn't get none I just didn't come My mind's still not at ease Because of that tease Now I live with the sleaze My sexlife's in the freeze I want a bitch A bitch with some great big tits I want a lady A man would drive me crazy I was in decay Woman, you made my day You're heaven sent My name is Bent