Weird At My School lyrics

1-2-3-4 My father lives in Arabia And I live right here at my school I took his plane to Columbia So I could sell at my school It's weird at my school Weird at my school (3x) My mother's glad that I am here So she can visit my school I can't believe she's so pretty I'm a son of a bitch at my school Weird at my school (4x) And my best friend, my cousin Eleanor She lives far away from the doors of my school And often times, you know I fantasize That I have sex with the nuns at my school It's weird at my school Weird at my school (7x)