Any Ice Today, Lady? (A Collegiate Razz-Berry) lyrics

Shouted: Ice? any ice? Any ice today, lady? It's nice today, lady How about a piece of ice today? Oh, it's only a quarter You know that you oughter Hurry up before it melts away Yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am Not on your linoleum No, ma'am, no, ma'am Giddy-up, napoleon Your pop is a nice man And so's your old iceman Oh, lady, be good to me Any ice today, lady? It's nice today, lady How about a piece of ice today? Tell me why you don't order Some eskimo water Though your credit's good, i wish you'd pay Yes, ma'am, yes, ma'am I'll give you a premium No, ma'am, no, ma'am Not enriched uranium I feel so silly I'll hand you a lily Oh, lady, be good to me Shouted: Any ice? any ice? ice