The Carpenter And The Dainty Bride lyrics

To the carpenter said the dainty bride Th e grass appears greener on the other side So let's clarify before we unite The grass is never greener on the other side To the carpenter said the dainty bride I pledge to you my love tonight But I will not hesitate to euthanise If the grass becomes greener on the other side Said the carpenter to the dainty bride I would never do a thing to jeapardise This union I consider a prize Grass will never be greener on the other side To the preacher man said the dainty wife He thought the grass was greener on the other side So I buried in his belly my butcher knife And ended these years of wretched strife Said the preacher man to the guilty wife Though the law may give you twenty years to life Pray forgiveness in the Father's eyes And the grass may just be greener on the other side