Letra de Dr. Mario

I am doctor Mario and I am saving lives I look different in this game (I lost the hat, got a coat, doctor light, stethoscope) I am doctor mario and I prescribe high fives Laughter's the best medicine, so bah-hah-hah you fell down In the mushroom kingdom, I'm the finest doc by far (What? Liar, boo) I got my degree by watching house and scrubs and e, r Brightly colored pills (pills) They'll cure all your ills (ills) Just as long as you've got fever or the chills (cold) Take off your pants, good, now let's see Turn your head and cough Okay, now do me Please? Does it hurt to pee? (No) Is it hard to see? (No) I am diagnosing you with hpv (oh) You've got mononucleosis, halitosis Scoliosis, fifteen days is my prognosis You need red and blue pill doses You've got scabies and phlebitis Chronic rabies, hepatitis You'll be brave and you'll unite us Then you'll die of menengitis Wait wait–I'm wrong–you have, crabs Brightly colored pills (pills) They'll cure all your ills (ills) Just as long as you've got fever or the chills Take it floss (I'm playin' the piano and I'm playin' really good ahnnahnna) Doctor Mario