Letra de Chair Ass

I've got a chair attached to my ass for 13 hours every day Add two more after and before, just getting there and away Like thrown meat landing on a seat - just vegetating in decay I'm squattified - too settled in, and melting into pear-shaped dismay Shapes and textures etched into my back on few occasions whence I stand Impressions of a cushion pressed into a lazy man The furniture acts like a cookie-cutter - reforming me like wooden hands on flattened dough Till I tear the glue of hair and sweat and go The vinyl interlocked with dimples grips my body Till I'm just a finished pile of human relic on a legged place-mat I fall between the tensing cracks - I feel trapped on the tracks I don't need feet - I'm levitated by the seat - yeah, I've got chair ass Yeah, no, something gone wrong Here, gone, too late, I'm done My blood pools in my thighs I bloat and swell cold till I rise Numb I stand, arms in clammy palms, rubber bones give at the knee Ankles thick but empty, couldn't hold the gelatin mold Watch the cardhouse man fold Yeah, no, something gone wrong Here, gone, too late, I'm done Yeah, no, gone, too late, I'm done Yeah, no, gone, too late, I'm done