Letra de Sunset Boulevard

Well, I wish I had my picture On the Rolling Stone today I wish that the Enquirer Spread a rumor I was gay I wish I had some buddies Some movie stars and such 'Cause I probably wouldn't worry About the two of us as much Chorus And I'd spend all my money On caviar and cocaine And I would not remember How you broke my heart today You know I, I wish I had a super model So skinny and so wild And a waitress in Nevada She says she's carryin' my child I'd drive down Sunset Boulevard, my hair blowin' in the wind I'd stop at fancy restaurants And they'd finally let me in Chorus Yeah, I wish I had my picture With the Rolling Stones today And I wish the Enquirer Spread a rumor that I was gay I wish I knew a movie star Someone like Charlie Sheen 'Cause if he'd hang out with Kato Kaelin Well, I guess he'd hang out with me And I'd spend all my money On caviar and Rogaine And I would not remember How you broke my heart today