Letra de Sports Analogies

[Josh and Nathaniel] Sha da da dop sop top bop dabba doo dow [Nathaniel] We're down for the count It's down to the wire We can't drop the ball We gotta aim a little higher [Josh] 'Cause when we're on the ropes And it's our turn at bat We gotta throw a Hail Mary Gotta go to the mat [Josh and Nathaniel] Sports analogies Sports analogies [Nathaniel] We found the common ground in all men's personalities [Josh] We talk a big game, that's how we relate [Josh and Nathaniel] It's the easiest way for men to communicate [Nathaniel] Hike! [Josh and Nathaniel] Sha da da dop sop top bop dabba doo dow [Josh] It's par for the course [Nathaniel] When you're in the home stretch [Josh] To swing for the fences [Nathaniel] With a full-court press [Josh] We're on the one-yard line [Nathaniel] Inches to go [Josh] So you'll pitch and I'll catch [Nathaniel] 'Cause it's our lead to blow [Josh and Nathaniel] Let's use more sports analogies Sports analogies They help men cope with life's harsh realities [Josh] Let's spew more cliches [Nathaniel] 'Til we run out the clock [Josh] Just keep your eye on the ball [Nathaniel] The buck [Josh] And my shuttlecock [Josh and Nathaniel] Hey! Sometimes when we watch sports, we get sad And we make it seem like we're sad about the sports [Josh] But we're not really crying about the game at all [Nathaniel] Who really cares about a game of basketball? [Josh and Nathaniel] We're sad about our dads We couldn't talk to our dads Unless we used sports analogies Sports analogies Men feel safe with these empty generalities [Nathaniel] Let's go for the gold [Josh] And then we'll hit the lockers [Josh and Nathaniel] We're American men, we like all sports except for soccer 'Cause soccer's just a bunch of foreigners runnin' around Yeah!