Letra de Depth Charge Ethel

I entered the room at the Canned Laughter Ethel was angled across some dude's knee I offered to clothe her, to feed her, to bath her If she'd just give me a little exclusivity Yea Depth Charge Ethel Is something special Yea Depth Charge Ethel Is something special to me Ethel is a woman that a river runs through She is famous throughout the land People come and bath in her lake And I do but lately it's gotten out of hand Yea Depth Charge Ethel Is something special Yea Depth Charge Ethel Is something special to me To kiss Ethel is like drinking the stars But do not kiss her, make you come unglued So if you want a piece of her, you better get in there fast Right now there's a ticketbox and a queue Yea Depth Charge Ethel Is something special Yea Depth Charge Ethel Is something special to me Depth Charge Ethel we should all just take a chance We should all love one another, cuz she's special In the back of a taxicab with ants in my apnts I can't sit still, I know they're gonna send me, I know they're gonna send me Yea Depth Charge Ethel Is something special Yea Depth Charge Ethel Is something special Yea Depth Charge Ethel Is heavy metal yea heavy metal Depth Charge Ethel Is something special to me