Letra de Comprehensive Evaluation (Skit)

[Joyner's Doctor] Hey buddy, come in and have a seat Your mom told me you didn't want to come in and see me today because of our last conversation And I apologize, buddy, I really do I shouldn't have lashed out like that I was out of character I mean, you're only eight years old And I had no business talking to you that way So I wanted to extend a very sincere apology to you You think we can be friends and get over this? [Child Joyner] I guess so [Joyner's Doctor] That-a-boy And I promise, from this day forward That if you don't act like a little fucking retard and piss me off again I won't lash out like that There's consequences for everything, Joyner You act like a little prick, you get the mean doctor you don't wanna see It's that simple Now, mom tells me you don't really like the prescription I gave you [Child Joyner] Not really [Joyner's Doctor] Well, what if I told you that I have a prescription that you can't get at the pharmacy? [Child Joyner] Like what? [Joyner's Doctor] You ever used cocaine, Joyner? [Child Joyner] What's that? [Joyner's Doctor] How about lean? [Child Joyner] I never heard of it [Joyner's Doctor] Give me your backpack [Child Joyner] Why? [Joyner's Doctor] I'm going to put a few things in there for you And I guarantee this will take all your ADHD away for good How's that sound? [Child Joyner] Um [Joyner's Doctor] It'll be our little secret [Child Joyner] I'm not sure about this [Joyner's Doctor] Don't tell mom If you do, no more treatment for you