Letra de Beercan Boy

Size don't matter Well that's usually true More important Is who it's attached to But to find a larger tool Can sometimes be so thrilling It goes down smooth Definitely more filling It's fat and wide I can barely get my hand around it Thick as a can of beer Waiting for my lips to surround it When I was young they'd complain That I had a big mouth But now it comes in handy When my beercan boy gets randy Beercan boy, my beercan boy I want to get him off And feel his silky jizz I want to pop his top And see him spurt and fizz Look at the head on that brewl I'll go down on it and nuzzle it But no swallowing allowed Even though I'd love to guzzle it I'm afraid we'll get into a quarrel Cause with one that big It's tough to do anything more Than oral