Letra de Ode to an electric fan

oh metal fan so generally electric buzzing like a wasp with chronic asthma nestled amongst a pile of useless papers accompanied by my miniature LCD TV on which a show is very quietly making the room a comfortable spot to sit and lie atop my messy bed and dream of something cold like ice and ice cream and swimming pools and slushies and thunderstorms with lightning bolts and clouds and rain and thunder oh metal fan constructed so very long ago and puffing like a train to make the room a better place you know you aren't very useful for banishing the heat but you scare away the roaches and blow breezes on my feet my metal fan my metal fan my metal fan so generally electric i'll never do away with you regardless if you break and though you aren't very useful for banishing the heat you scare away the roaches and blow breezes on my feet my metal fan my metal fan my metal fan my metal fan