Letra de Cousin Homer's Anything Goes Dance Hall

well i had a mini-battle with my baby last night so i left her for the dance hall to make it all right i grabbed a mini-bottle at the end of the bar then lord have mercy i saw a movie star now just who she was i couldn't see quite clear but i saw her throwin' down shots through the smoke and the beer just as i made it over to ask for her hand well the dogs started howlin' as they struck up the band hey ho, here i go if you see my baby just let her know i'm headed down the road to a little dance hall where anything goes well your mouth starts waterin' when you walk through the door take in the smell of sawdust down on the floor it doesn't matter where you come from, just where you are just grab a pretty dance partner and a PBR hey ho, here i go if you see my baby just let her know i'm headed down the road to a little dance hall where anything goes well the boys in the band are still out of tune but they get 'em swinging from the rafters in the middle of june so get yourself down to the finest hole in the wall it's cousin homer's anything goes dance hall hey ho, here i go if you see my baby just let her know i'm headed down the road to a little dance hall where anything goes