Original lyrics
ENJesus Has My Leg
I'm dancing with Manson
Been sleeping with Monroe
Critiqued Michaelangelo
Benito's a wino
Satan's got my hand,
Jesus has my leg
Vader's in my head,
Leia's not my friend
Don't ask Captain Bligh,
he won't know why
I cheated with Bardot
Sent heat by Dimaggio
Been Stealing for Van Gogh
And camping with Tonto
Satan's got my hand,
Jesus has my leg
Vader's in my head,
Leia's not my friend
Don't ask Captain Bligh,
he won't know why
Never seen one,
staring from the other side
