Cuntry Boner lyrics

Maynard: Fucked Dolly Parton Fucked Loretta Lynn Fucked Barbara Mandrell And fucked all of her kin I've fucked Minny Pearl I fucked Elvis Presley's little girl I fucked the Judds Paz: You fucked the Judds? Maynard: Hell yeah! (Chorus) My cuntry boner, it won't go down Maynard & Paz: It won't go down, it won't go down My cuntry boner won't go down My boner, my boner, my boner won't go down It won't go down, it won't go down My cuntry boner, it won't go down (Chorus) Paz: I fucked Willie Nelson I fucked him deep inside I fucked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died I fucked Dwight Yoakum Maynard: Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered as she poked him (?) Paz: I fucked the Judds! Maynard: You fucked the Judds? (Chorus) Group... sex (x3) Our cuntry boners, they won't go down Fucked Alabama Fucked the Oak Ridge Boys Fucked Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy I fucked the cast of Hee-Haw I fucked Glen Campbell, fucked him on a see-saw Kenny Rogers thought it crass When I fucked his big white ass I can't help it.... (Chorus)