Historically Accurate Disney Princess Song
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Historically Accurate Disney Princess Song lyrics

AlbumPlease Love Me
Year2013
GenreInfantil
Duration3:02
Original languageEnglish
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Original lyrics

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At sunset I wander through the village Glowing in the twilight and so quiet Well, it's quiet 'cause most people died of a plague Caused by jealous witches I wander through the village and I think That my life is missing something dear As I stop to rest and cough up blood, I wonder When will I find my prince? I wander through the village and I notice That everyone but me has found a love There goes the blacksmith with his daughter/wife Ten years old and pregnant with her brother/son I wander through the village sighing deeply Seeking guidance from the statue in the square It's a statue of Christ adorned with thief hands Oh, when will I find my prince? Oh look, everyone, it's my friends from the forest, the Jews Hello, Jews! You know, I never did ask you: Why do you live in the forest? Oh, I see, to hide from people trying to kill you Well that's very resourceful, my beaky little friends Tell me: Have you ever had a dream that wouldn't come true? Oh, I see, your dream is that people won't want to kill you Well, that's definitely a dream that won't come true! Oh, goodbye, goodbye! Jews Oh, if I found my prince We'd have a wedding elegant and rare We'd dine on kidney cream and horse vagina Drink champagne and torture a bear Oh, if I found my prince The castle would be filled with love and laughter And he'd fill me with his seed, forcibly and rough I'd give birth to a son and then die right after! I wander through the village seeking answers But love hasn't given me a glimpse! It isn't in this shop or in this cart of baby corpses Oh, when will I find my prince? When, hand Jesus?! Oh, when will I find my prince?

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