Rhinoceros lyrics

The skin of a rhinoceros Is a half inch in thickness Bullets just bounce off now So you'd better leave it alone He don't take any lip The flesh of a rhinoceros Makes a tasty rhinoceroast So you'd better, oh you'd better Order it with salad The horns of a triceratops Are useless in stopping traffic jams So you'd better, oh you'd better Leave them in the showroom They don't have any chrome The edge of the chronos Inclastic infundibulum Is a bummer so you'd better Stay in your own time zone The tongue of a komodo dragon Is useful in catching butterflies So you'd better, oh you'd better Stay in your cocoon