Talked Too Much (Again) lyrics

Hey, another date Another shot to shut my mouth But guess what? Showed up fresh, cologne in excess Popcorn for two, tried to impress She smiled and said: You're kind of unique I thought: This is it Then my brain hit peak Started off chill, talked shows and meals Five minutes in, I was spilling all my feels It could've gone right, I had a chance If it weren't for the fact that I talked too much Told her 'bout my dog, told her 'bout my fear Said I dream a lot cause I sleep too clear Told her olives mess me up inside And yeah, I throw salt on snails with pride Got a second date, swore I'd do better Wrote a full script, rehearsed every letter But she just asked: So how was your day? And I replied with an essay straight away Talked 'bout my boss, the housing bubble My parents' fights, the global struggle It could've gone right, I had a shot If it weren't for the fact that I talked too much Brought up time theory, my wisdom teeth pain Said the rug looked odd, didn't match the frame Said I hate horoscopes, love the red Power Ranger But still, I came off even stranger For real Somebody mute me Cause once again I blew it Third time's the charm? Man, that's what I thought Took her out for coffee, not a single shot Sat down calm, with a smile polite But the devil on my tongue said: Talk all night Told her 'bout my lunch, the weird guy in line How I memorize license plates to pass the time And this time it was supposed to work out If it weren't for the fact that I talked too much About my ex, my next, my made-up fling Showed her my throwbacks every Thursday spring Spoke of my debts, even gave my ID And how I plan to retire at fifty I talked too much I talked too much Talked too much