Ring Ring lyrics

Oh, ring, ring Pick up the phone Ring, ring Is anybody home? Well I've only got one call Before they take me down the hall Oh, this is just a big ol' mess They're trying to get me to confess But right now I plead the fifth I'm not even sure what I did But I've been on my best behavior Honestly, I don't remember But there was something 'bout a pool stick Something 'bout a fat lip Something 'bout lipstick on my boyfriend's collar A few choice words I apparently hollered In a public place Somebody got a drink in the face They said I had to be escorted out Well I don't even know what they're talking about 'Cause I've been on my best behavior Honestly, I don't remember Ring, ring Pick up the phone Ring, ring Is anybody home? Well I ain't staying here tonight Well, I mean, what about my rights? Have you seen this ugly orange suit? It don't even match my boots Just who they think they are Oh, I didn't even hit her that hard Well, I've been on my best behavior And honestly, I don't remember But there was something 'bout a bar stool Something 'bout a broke tooth Well, I swear I don't even know no linda Or how her chair got thrown through the window Just look at me I couldn't hurt a flea You know, I'm only five foot two Even in my high heel boots Plus, I've been on my best behavior Honestly, I don't remember Oh, y'all, I've been on my best behavior Honestly, I don't remember Ring, ring (ring, ring) I said ring, ring (ring, ring) Ring, ring Is anybody home? Anybody? Y'all gon' come pick me up, right? Come on Please?