Three-Legged Cat lyrics

She was asleep when i hobbled to the bed With a broken foot bleeding I clawed at her head "the mirror tumbled on me," i cried "but it wasn't my fault," i lied Spend my whole life neurotic and fat Now i'm just a three-legged cat Doctor said, "we'll have to amputate that" So now i'm just a three-legged cat A three-legged cat