alcoholic anthem lyrics

Nobody ask me what I do, what I do, what I do Or what my teachers had to do, had to do, for me to leave school I was the last to tie my shoes, but the first to go smuggling booze And now I'm a stupid adult, with a guitar and and delusional youth But when I shy away, from the pearly gates, I see them And if I cry their names, I might as well just be dead And when I die, get me, a casket full of cheap cans So I can drink myself to death again Nobody ask me what I do, what I do, do what I, I do And yes I get my money to and through and from my momma's bedroom And while you're laughing on a cruise, with your boo and all of your crew I have the choice of university, but the catch is that I can't choose But when I shy away, from the pearly gates, I see them And if I cry their names, I'll try my best to breathe, without a hand And when I die get me, a casket full of cheap cans So I can drink myself to death, again and again I'm just trying to make the best And I don't know how to make it through I'm just trying to make the best Don't know how to make it through