Stool Softener lyrics

Doc prescribes me Tylenol Three Because I fell and hurt my knee I've been taken them a fuckin' week Since then I've taken many leaks Inside my stomach I feel a lump I want to take a shit from my rump I lie here and I'm constipated Last time I shit is now outdated Here I sit broken hearted I tried to shit but I only farted I miss the fuckin' burning sensation But all I feel is constipation I need to take some fuckin' Ex-Lax Or become incontinent so my bowels relax My fuckin' shit is hard as wood I'd try to shit if I knew I could