I Hate My Roommate lyrics

It lasted only three months So many things went on between you and me It was so profound it just felt like a decade So to you, I dedicate this song I hate my roommate He really pisses me off I hate him, I hate him I hate my roommate We really don´t get along I hate him, I hate him Why does he have to slam the freaking door every time he gets into a place Is he always mad or is he simply retarded?? He´s so pathetic, so annoying and I can´t stand looking at his face Every time I see him I´m about to lose control Why does he keep on singing all day long at the top of his annoying voice?? Sorry if I´m rude but, really, I don´t wanna hear it!! And what´s up with all that dancing in his briefs around the living room at night Getting home to that just makes me lose my appetite! I hate my roommate He really pisses me off I hate him, I hate him I hate my roommate We really don´t get along I hate him, I hate him Always taking my stuff from the fridge, what´s the freaking deal with that?? And spending hours in the bathroom just to see how mad I´ll get The hot water´s gone, he used it all, and now I´ll have to freeze to death There´s no more to say, I´ll move away from all this crap I hate my roommate He really pisses me off I hate him, I hate him I hate my roommate We really don´t get along I hate him, I hate him I hate my roommate, I really really hate my roommate I just hate my roommate, I honestly hate my roommate I hate my roommate, I hate my roommate I hate my roommate He really pisses me off