Bullshit lyrics

I am full of bullshit. Sometimes I can feel it, my bullshit. I gain weight with it, my bullshit. My chest is vast with bullshit. My ass balloons with bullshit. My stomach bubbles with bullshit. I am a jelly roll, with bullshit hair, and bullshit pants. I bake in the sun of your honesty, honestly. I am hard, a cowpatty of cockamamie. Cowpatty of cockamamie, cockacockacockamamie. I am hard.