Текст песни Is This Thing Cursed?

Is this thing cursed? This goddamn thing's the worst Now one look in that direction And everything starts to hurt Is this thing cursed? It's been around for years And everytime my boat's about tits up That goddamn thing is near I tried to throw it in the river But it washed up in my sink And now the city cut my water And it's all I have to drink Is this thing cursed? If it is then I'm the jerk Who keeps on hanging around When I simply should just burn it to the ground Maybe it's some kind of spell That I've been living under Collecting coins found near a nightmare wishing well Coldest regards signed my name and sealed the card Tried to leave it all behind me and almost blew up in my car Is this thing cursed? Is this thing cursed? Is this thing cursed? My haunted