Текст песни Anaesthetists Hymn

Everybody wonders what anesthetists do while the patient is sleeping Everybody wonders what we do for three hours while that machine goes beeping Everybody recognize we drink coffee and we gossip and that we are, generally, so buzzing Everybody recognize we do crosswords and sodoku and we chat some full with the nurses But do you really think that's all we do? So let me tell you now: it isn't true! Cause we sometimes check the screen And 'everynow we bent the right stuff And if we have to interview We inject a benefit white stuff And we often to alter the light Other high the bad Often do we the radio or change the CD And even we check the patient occasionally And if they move we turn up the vapor And then we go back to read the paper When the patient is sleeping We just seat and list to the bleep We just seat and list to the… Once upon a time I did pride my job And now I think it's time to depart... Cause I just seat here every day and listen the bleeps of the heart.