Текст песни The Woodlands National Anthem

I guess we'll have to move The neighborhood is on to us Let's join the little babe's Throwin' rocks in front of us Riding on my bicycle I pass my sister on a bus Let's take the country road before our parents send for us Trees keep fallin' at my feet I guess it's time to build a boat Make a raft of our bodies Do you think that it'll float? What I said was not a joke But you just licked the envelope I'm tired of dating, let's elope But you just licked the envelope Three cheers for my parents Lonely failed experiments! Three cheers for my parents Lonely failed experiments! Don't you dare blame my parents I'm the only failed experiment Don't you dare blame your parents You're the only failed experiment Don't you dare blame your grandparents Mom's the only failed experiment Don't you dare blame your grandparents Dad's the only failed experiment Don't blame God Just blame God