Текст песни The Giant Turd Song

Mom here's a song that's just for you A card that says thanks for all that you do You know you're so special in so many ways & Now that your here we'd just like to say Thank you for all of the love that you give me It stays inside & forever lives with me & Thank you mom for the little things that you do You wipe our nose & bleach all of our white clothes Thank you for all of the hugs and kisses Your better than a fairy at granting wishes Like making soup just appear & oatmeal cookies too You have the power to make us take a shower So don't forget your mom on a special day Pick her up some flowers put your toys away Make her a card or knit her a scarf She wipes off our tears & cleans up our barf Thank you for all of the love you give me It stays inside & forever lives with me & Thanks again for the little things that you do You sew our buttons & toast us english muffins You know just what to say to me to make nightmares go away A personal physician or fixing up prescriptions You love us when we're wrong, so that's why we sing the We love you mom song.