Текст песни My Pussy Hurts Real Bad

When I was a boy You know I used to say You know I don't wanna Go to school today And the excuse I used To always tell my dad Is my pussy hurts real bad Oh my pussy hurts real bad It sure ain't funny and it makes me mad Cause its the best damn pussy that I ever had But my pussy hurts real bad My girlfriend Wanted to do some fucking And I would'a if I could'a Cause she's so good looking I said I had to pass And she sure got mad When I said my pussy hurts real bad Now sometimes I think that my girlfriend Might just be a lesbian Cause when we're all alone at night She makes my pussy feel just right Now some people they might say That they don't like a man to talk this way If you're gonna talk about your dick then hey Pussy's no good but vagina's o.k. So my vagina hurts real bad...